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*The 12 Bugs of Christmas* 春节里冒出的臭虫
 ~ [http://www.amazon.com/12-Bugs-Christmas-Pop-up-Counting/dp/0689831048 *The 12 Bugs of Christmas*] ZoomQuiet 试译
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   For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
   See if they can do it again.
春节里发现第一只臭虫,经理说:
  看紧点.
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   For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
   Ask them how they did it and
   See if they can do it again.
春节里发现第二只臭虫,经理说:
  问一下丫们乍又整出来了?
  看紧点.
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   For the third bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
   Try to reproduce it
   Ask them how they did it and
   See if they can do it again.
春节里发现第三只臭虫,经理说:
  重现一家伙
  问一下丫们乍又整出来了?
  看紧点.
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   For the fourth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
   Run with the debugger
   Try to reproduce it
   Ask them how they did it and
   See if they can do it again.
   For the fifth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
   Ask for a dump
   Run with the debugger
   Try to reproduce it
   Ask them how they did it and
   See if they can do it again.
春节里发现第四只臭虫,经理说:
  调用调试器
  重现一家伙
  问一下丫们乍又整出来了?
  看紧点.
  .
春节里发现第五只臭虫,经理说:
  验回尸
  调用调试器
  重现一家伙
  问一下丫们乍又整出来了?
  看紧点.
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   For the sixth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
   Reinstall the software
   Ask for a dump
   Run with the debugger
   Try to reproduce it
   Ask them how they did it and
   See if they can do it again.
   For the seventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
   Say they need an upgrade
   Reinstall the software
   Ask for a dump
   Run with the debugger
   Try to reproduce it
   Ask them how they did it and
   See if they can do it again.
春节里发现第六只臭虫,经理说:
  重启软件
  验回尸
  调用调试器
  重现一家伙
  问一下丫们乍又整出来了?
  看紧点.
  .
春节里发现第七只臭虫,经理说:
  告他们该升级了
  重启软件
  验回尸
  调用调试器
  重现一家伙
  问一下丫们乍又整出来了?
  看紧点.
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   For the eighth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
   Find a way around it
   Say they need an upgrade
   Reinstall the software Ask for a dump
   Run with the debugger
   Try to reproduce it
   Ask them how they did it and
   See if they can do it again.
春节里发现第八只臭虫,经理说:
  找折绕过去吧
  告他们该升级了
  重启软件
  验回尸
  调用调试器
  重现一家伙
  问一下丫们乍又整出来了?
  看紧点.
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   For the ninth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
   Blame it on the hardware
   Find a way around it
   Say they need an upgrade
   Reinstall the software
   Ask for a dump
   Run with the debugger
   Try to reproduce it
   Ask them how they did it and
   See if they can do it again.
春节里发现第九只臭虫,经理说:
  硬件里闷掉卟
  找折绕过去吧
  告他们该升级了
  重启软件
  验回尸
  调用调试器
  重现一家伙
  问一下丫们乍又整出来了?
  看紧点.
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   For the tenth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
   Change the documentation
   Blame it on the hardware
   Find a way around it
   Say they need an upgrade
   Reinstall the software
   Ask for a dump
   Run with the debugger
   Try to reproduce it
   Ask them how they did it and
   See if they can do it again.
春节里发现第十只臭虫,经理说:
  用文档混凫
  硬件里闷掉卟
  找折绕过去吧
  告他们该升级了
  重启软件
  验回尸
  调用调试器
  重现一家伙
  问一下丫们乍又整出来了?
  看紧点.
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   For the eleventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
   Say it's not supported
   Change the documentation
   Blame it on the hardware
   Find a way around it
   Say they need an upgrade
   Reinstall the software
   Ask for a dump
   Run with the debugger
   Try to reproduce it
   Ask them how they did it and
   See if they can do it again.
春节里发现第十一只臭虫,经理说:
  回复还未支持
  用文档混凫
  硬件里闷掉卟
  找折绕过去吧
  告他们该升级了
  重启软件
  验回尸
  调用调试器
  重现一家伙
  问一下丫们乍又整出来了?
  看紧点.
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   For the twelth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
   Tell them it's a feature
   Say it's not supported
   Change the documentation
   Blame it on the hardware
   Find a way around it
   Say they need an upgrade
   Reinstall the software
   Ask for a dump
   Run with the debugger
   Try to reproduce it
   Ask them how they did it and
   See if they can do it again.
春节里发现第十二只臭虫,经理说:
  强调介系新特性
  回复还未支持
  用文档混凫
  硬件里闷掉卟
  找折绕过去吧
  告他们该升级了
  重启软件
  验回尸
  调用调试器
  重现一家伙
  问一下丫们乍又整出来了?
  看紧点.

春节里冒出的臭虫

*.*

春节里发现第一只臭虫,经理说:
  看紧点.
   .
春节里发现第二只臭虫,经理说:
  问一下丫们乍又整出来了?
  看紧点.
   .
春节里发现第三只臭虫,经理说:
  重现一家伙
  问一下丫们乍又整出来了?
  看紧点.
   .
春节里发现第四只臭虫,经理说:
  调用调试器
  重现一家伙
  问一下丫们乍又整出来了?
  看紧点.
  .
春节里发现第五只臭虫,经理说:
  验回尸
  调用调试器
  重现一家伙
  问一下丫们乍又整出来了?
  看紧点.
   .
春节里发现第六只臭虫,经理说:
  重启软件
  验回尸
  调用调试器
  重现一家伙
  问一下丫们乍又整出来了?
  看紧点.
  .
春节里发现第七只臭虫,经理说:
  告他们该升级了
  重启软件
  验回尸
  调用调试器
  重现一家伙
  问一下丫们乍又整出来了?
  看紧点.
   .
春节里发现第八只臭虫,经理说:
  找折绕过去吧
  告他们该升级了
  重启软件
  验回尸
  调用调试器
  重现一家伙
  问一下丫们乍又整出来了?
  看紧点.
   .
春节里发现第九只臭虫,经理说:
  硬件里闷掉卟
  找折绕过去吧
  告他们该升级了
  重启软件
  验回尸
  调用调试器
  重现一家伙
  问一下丫们乍又整出来了?
  看紧点.
   .
春节里发现第十只臭虫,经理说:
  用文档混凫
  硬件里闷掉卟
  找折绕过去吧
  告他们该升级了
  重启软件
  验回尸
  调用调试器
  重现一家伙
  问一下丫们乍又整出来了?
  看紧点.
   .
春节里发现第十一只臭虫,经理说:
  回复还未支持
  用文档混凫
  硬件里闷掉卟
  找折绕过去吧
  告他们该升级了
  重启软件
  验回尸
  调用调试器
  重现一家伙
  问一下丫们乍又整出来了?
  看紧点.
   .
春节里发现第十二只臭虫,经理说:
  强调介系新特性
  回复还未支持
  用文档混凫
  硬件里闷掉卟
  找折绕过去吧
  告他们该升级了
  重启软件
  验回尸
  调用调试器
  重现一家伙
  问一下丫们乍又整出来了?
  看紧点.

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